do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
where is he?
that nigga bike hit the floor same time as my pannies
*clutch the pearls*
My body is ready
Reblogging for the bolded tbh