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pleatedjeans:

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missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

(via 87daysbefore)

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Hannibal Buress

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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via cynicaloptimst)

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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(Source: yeah-yougotme, via 87daysbefore)

fakefendi:

hdeeah:

chasingthathigh:

qveen-mufasa:

fiercedeception:

magnacarterholygrail:

jcoleknowsbest:

where is he?

that nigga bike hit the floor same time as my pannies

*clutch the pearls*

fine af

My body is ready

Reblogging for the bolded tbh

😩😻

(Source: hightopbunfreshtipnail, via goldcollars)